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Joke of the Day

"HR: How do you think we can better handle this in the future? ME [glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut]: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl"

"A man rushes into a bar and yells out, ""Guys I just heard the funniest pole joke!"" And the bartender says, ""Hold up there buddy, Im a pole"" And the man replies, ""Okay, then I will tell it slowly"""

"Why did Moses see a burning bush as God? Because God planned on giving him his first tablets then. The mistake? They were Samsung Galaxy Note tablets."

"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is ""mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach""!"

"Always use a fish knife when eating fish, a tomato knife when eating tomato, and a Swiss Army knife when eating a member of the Swiss army."

"What is the fear of prostitutes called? Ho-bia"

"Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested? He was selling ill-eagle drugs."

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean? I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face."

"Why do fat people like games ? Because they're unfamiliar with the gym."

"My Dad had the eye of the tiger ...and a life time ban from the national zoo"