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Joke of the Day
"I find it hard to dress casually. I always get emotionally involved."
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"Starting to reconsider the Supreme Court decision... what are these lesbian newlyweds going to do with all the sandwiches they make if they always eat out?"
"My kids saw a painting of Jesus & both thought it was Bob Marley. Clearly, I'm going to hell. My kids don't know what Bob Marley looks like"
"What do they call the work when Webster long cuts the grass? Emmanuel labor"
"When it comes to gun control, the first thing that should be banned are tee shirt cannons."
"Funny how the more out-of-shape someone is, the more likely they are to refer to their favorite sports team as ""we."""
"How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world? Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go."
"gotta love cousins... what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos. what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine."
"What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work? Spell check!"
"What do you call the delivery boy at an Indian restaurant? Curry-er."