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Joke of the Day
"When it comes to gun control, the first thing that should be banned are tee shirt cannons."
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"HR: Know why we called you down? Me: Hmm...a raise? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right? Me: I'd like to report a hacking!"
"The first rule of Alzheimer's's Club? The first rule of Alzheimer's's Club, Is that you don't talk about Chess Club."
"Duh There are three types of people in this world. Those who can add up, and those who can't"
"Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're all dead"
"How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is *definitely* out."
"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nun. But really, its easier to rape little boys in the dark."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 the headphone jack"
"Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers? So that there's no chance of a hung jury"
"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."