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"Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!"
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"All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy. "
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"I love how you changed ""Conclusions"" to ""Learnings"" in my PowerPoint. Any other made-up words I should add?"
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"When fish play football who is the captain? The team's kipper!"