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Joke of the Day

"Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!"

"Were there this many idiots before the Internet?"

"An average person has sex 300 times a year. The next 10 days are gonna be sick."

"Have you ever met a person, & knew straight away that they were 'the one'? Yah. I had to take a restraining order out too."

"The doctor told the couple to eat lemons before sex to avoid pregnancy. ........But there was a mis-conception."

"Ladies, you should know that if I invite you to a movie I'm only after one thing: someone with a big purse I can store all my snacks in."

"Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them."

"If you fall, I'll be there. --- the floor."

"I thought 50 shades of gray was just a makeup application guide for goth chicks"

"My best friend was talking to me about proposing to his girlfriend. I'm not sure though, she's not really my type."