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"I'm too immature for adultery."
"Two muffins bakes in an oven... Then one of them says "" Damn it's hot in here!"" Then the other screams... "" AAARGH!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"""
"Love my pillow so much because it doesn't leave my house in the morning after spending the night with me."
"A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer."
"How did the scottsman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very pleasurable."
"I encourage my kids to explore art. I insist they know Picasso's Blue Period had nothing to do with the menstrual cycle of a Smurf."
"The real heroes are the people who don't call back when you accidentally call them and only let it ring once."
"When she tells you to go deeper But your all out of poems"
"Last night I lay in bed ...looking up at the beautiful stars shining in the night sky. And I thought to myself... Where the heck is the ceiling?!?"