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Joke of the Day

"Love my pillow so much because it doesn't leave my house in the morning after spending the night with me."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis"

"What's the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories =D"

"What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo? The leaf, the rope stops the emo."

"If your mouse doesn't work, what is it? Unemployed."

"I caught a friend betting on a hospitalized children's limbo contest... When I confronted him, I asked, ""HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?"""

"It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am."

"My wife and I swapped biscuits. I guess you could say we switched rolls."

"[at gym] *spends 45 minutes untangling headphones *drops phone, squats to pick it up Phew! Good workout! *leaves"

"I got robbed last night The burglar replaced everything with an exact replica"