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Joke of the Day

"The teacher asked Johnny, ""Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"" Johnny replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school today!'"""

"My Grandfather developed Cancer when he was younger Some say he's the most evil scientist to ever have lived."

"What did the Nazi say to the pregnant Jew? I see you have another Jew in the oven."

"What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath? The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure."

"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"

"Analysts have recently uncovered the reason behind Obama's recent activity He is practicing for a golf war."

"Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business? She told people to stop patronizing her."

"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole."

"*sends back food because instagram down*"

"I've got a good joke for you guys... But you've probably all Reddit before."