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Joke of the Day

"I just submitted my application to be on the next season of Survivor... Which apparently was not the answer my dad was looking for when he asked ""How is the job search going?"""

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"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who cares?"
"I'm the kind of guy who peeks under bathroom stalls and asks where you go for taxes."
"All our pigs are learning karate. Oh I don't believe that No? Well just watch out for their chops."
"Oh man, I just got back from the most awesome campground orgy. It was in tents."
"Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal."
"My girlfriend hate when i call her fat And now she want us to break up so i said : What about the baby."
"What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common? They're both full of bums"
"The lazy river is my favorite ride at this amusement park. ""Ahhhhh!"" I scream as I float in a giant circle, not spilling my drink at all"
"A guy told me this one in class today.... What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb? A Boston Marathon."