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Joke of the Day

"What would Inception: The Porno be called? Contraception."

"I've decided I'm not going to focus on my past anymore. So, if I owe you money, I'm sorry."

"What is Father Christmas's tax status? Elf-employed."

"Bill Clinton was seeing his counselor... And his counselor asked how Hillary's head was doing with all this e-mail controversy. Bill replied, ""Still not as good as Monica's."""

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you're twelve before it comes on your face."

"How do you greet a gay Hispanic? Homo Estas!"

"Be careful of black ice. I rode my bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."

"Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto? He was asking for directions for the ""k-k-k-mart."""

"A dyslectic man entered a Bra."

"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? raw raw raw raw raw"