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Joke of the Day
"How many Muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Allah them"
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"What happens when Donald Trump takes cialis? He grows taller."
"Got CPR and CCR confused. Ended up playing ""Fortunate Son"" on my boombox while watching a man die."
"A ninja turdle is when you poop really fast."
"Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus? because he was mortall."
"Q: What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? A: Milk and quackers."
"The only time my wife will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER"" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground"
"An infinite number of Sean Murray walks into to a bar and gets a refund."
"Sure Hillary sucks... ...Just not as much as Monica."
"Just went too deep with a Q-Tip and now I can't do math."