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Joke of the Day

"Muammar Gaddafi wasn't really that bad...... But his brothers, Larrymar and Curlymar were the worst!"

"Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft."

"Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy? Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to."

"Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby? Because black people make ""Wong"" decisions!"

"How many hours A guys asked he's wife ""how many hours will it take me to get to 80 miles going 80mph"" the wife looks at him confused and answers ""80 hours"""

"Soon as I finish untangling these earphones I'm goin to google who made them & I'm going to ask them to invent shoelaces that tie themselves"

"Carving a boob into a tree would be pretty cool, Wooden tit?"

"""At least you're going to get a lot of material out of this,"" is comedian-speak for, ""Sorry about your life, dude."""

"Word meanings: Slut: A prostitute that doesn't charge. Prostitute: A clever slut!"

"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."