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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus? You only need one nail for the picture."

"Proof that Donald Trump is a racist Tomorrow he is going to throw a black family out of their house."

"I hated Sex Ed at school. Or 'Sexy Edward', to give him his full name."

"The eyes are the window to the soul which is why I'm throwing pebbles at your face."

"Girlfriend is on her way over. Aaaaaaannd history deleted."

"It's called ""personal grooming"" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger."

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming human."

"How many republicans does it take so screw in a light bulb? None, Obama's already screwed it for you. (Thanks, Obama)"

"Restaurant At restaurant, We wait for a waiter to bring order... Aren,t we waiter too..."

"Place a STUDENT DRIVER sign on top of your car, and suddenly nobody suspects you of drunk driving."