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Joke of the Day
"Girlfriend is on her way over. Aaaaaaannd history deleted."
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"My husband is half Mexican half Polish. Last week he stole his own hubcaps."
"Mountains aren't just funny... They're hill areas."
"What does anal sex and broccoli have in common? If you're forced to try it as a kid.. you probably wont like it as an adult."
"Why is 10 traumatized forever? Because he was right in the middle of 9-11."
"I went to the cannibal restaurant the other night and the waitress gave me the cold shoulder. It came with rice and a salad."
"What's the difference between a hotdog and a dead baby? You don't ejaculate on a hotdog before you eat it."
"Saved a little girl from getting raped this weekend I raped a little boy instead"
"Have you heard of the Jewish ""Catch 22""? Free Ham!"
"White house What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist."