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Joke of the Day

"It's called ""personal grooming"" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger."

"What do cows that are stoners say? 420 graze it"

"I started teaching rednecks Spanish Se habla espan ya'll"

"I miss having Lance Armstrong at the Olympics He was dope."

"Hey, teenage girls, don't get pregnant. Unless you want your own TV show."

"I apologize for pinching your lips closed when you started telling me about your kids"

"What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders? I'll take your money!"

"Did you hear about the hydraulic press? It wasn't very impressive."

"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything."

"What do a clitoris,an anniversary and a toilet have in common??? Men usually miss all three."