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Joke of the Day

"Two whales walk into a bar The first whale says to the bartender ""WHAAAA-EEEEEEEE-OOOOOOO-UUUUUU"" The second whale turns to the first and says ""Frank! What the hell is wrong with you?"""

"Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for."

"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie? IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN"

"""I'm so over you."" - A blanket."

"I feel like a lot of single women have been naming their cats Adele this year."

"Have you guys heard my joke about elevators? It's funny on multiple levels"

"What was Hitler's favorite animal? Da cow"

"Just got news that Jesus got sent to prison. Yeah they really nailed him."

"I think I'll vote the NSA for president... ...because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election."

"I bought 10,000,000 dogecoin yesterday. It turns out jokes are pretty profitable."