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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans."
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"Durex's ""Eggplant Flavoured"" condom won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable. Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking."
"My dad installed new LED bulbs in his home. I started seeing him in a new light after that."
"When are we going to change ""til death do us part"" to ""for the next five years"" ?"
"How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram? \#nophiltrum"
"What do you call it when Britain, Russia, and France make a sexual pun before WWI? A triple Entendre. History jokes, man. they're killers."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra That's the joke"
"Why do Asians have squinty eye balls? Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright..."
"What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."
"Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!"