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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!"
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"There is a disturbing amount of product placement in my dreams."
"All of the countries in the world run a race. Who wins? Finland. He's the first to Finnish."
"What's an Atheist's favorite joke book? The bible. Please don't kill me for this."
"Can Confirm. It's raining in South Carolina."
"Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own? Because it was two tired."
"What's it called when you get a boner on a movie set? A direction"
"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? Nicole. Nicole who? Nicole never bothered me anyway! (Hehehe)"
"2 dads walk into a bar... One turns to the other and says ""that hurt""."
"How was the copper wire invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."