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Joke of the Day
"You say tomato. I say tomato. Our eyes meet. We've decided on the perfect name for our baby"
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"So a guy wants to live on a Danish island... He finds that the island is empty."
"After his passing... ...his re-released albums will officially be reprince."
"If you keep your child on a leash in public, I will not hesitate to ask ""Does he bite?"""
"I got expelled from school on pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."
"Mom: Some stranger keeps answering your land line. Me: That's because I haven't had a land line in 7 years, Ma."
"My tattoos aren't braille, so do not sneak up to me & begin to feel them. Unless you're hot, then you get the secret taste option."
"How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it"
"picked up a bag of 98% reduced fat chips at the store today there were only 2 damn chips in the bag"
"How do you open a banana safe? With a monkey. ^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^my ^^^^way ^^^^out."