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Joke of the Day

"If you keep your child on a leash in public, I will not hesitate to ask ""Does he bite?"""

"What do most women hate to hear while having sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"I don't remember 6th grade science being this hard. But then again, in 6th grade, I wasn't trying to do homework after 3 glasses of wine."

"How do you stop a baby from walking in circles? Pin its other hand to the ground."

"What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay? I ain't no snitch."

"I just realized the straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress, and not for what I've been using them for all this time."

"Do I have a joke about periodic table of elements? Na"

"Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your Random Party Pics 08 album at 4am."

"If a person with down's gets high Do they become a normal person?"

"Did you hear about the women who got wooden breast implants? A punchline would be funny here, Wooden Tit?"