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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it"
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"Coworker: Are you seeing anyone? Me: Unfortunately. CW: Then why are you dating her? Me: No, I meant you're standing in front of me."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent!"
"A 40 year-old man is walking into some dark woods with an 8 year-old girl... ...the girl says, ""These woods are scary!"" The man says, ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk out all by myself!"""
"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph because hes not quite yet an essay."
"Sorry, Spiderbro, but I have to tell you... I totally smashed your wife last night."
"Told my friends I couldn't make it to happy hour. Didn't tell them it's because I want to sit around sans pants and eat cheese for a while."
"I was just wondering, if you're not too busy sometime, maybe I could pet your dog"
"If 2 people having sex..... If 2 people having sex is called a twosome, and 3 people having sex is called a threesome, then I can see why they call you handsome."