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Joke of the Day
"[Morgan Freeman narrating my life] ""He's still sleeping."""
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"how many Frenchmen does it take to properly defend Frances borders? No idea, No ones ever tried."
"99 Problems If you havin adventure problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one. Hit me!"
"Two termites go on a date.. Waiter: what would you like to order sir? Termite: Table for two."
"Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well,well."
"My Australian friend hit a sheep in his car the other day... ...I told him it doesn't matter where it happens, domestic violence is not okay."
"What happens to superficial people when they die? They end up in a shallow grave."
"The girl in the kitchen is cooking dinner When dinner didn't arrive on the table, they looked in the kitchen. They didn't find anything but Tara-gone."
"What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer? Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute."
"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle? Carlos."