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Joke of the Day
"My friend said to me, what rhymes with orange I said no, it certainly does not"
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"Anal sex is a lot like broccoli If you're forced to have it as a child, you're probably not going to enjoy it as an adult."
"Another shitty joke Don't mistake me for a fool! I'm just a half."
"If anyone needs any morals, I have some I'm not using."
"No child donuts left behind."
"Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries"
"WIFE:The pinata is in the tree out back ME:Huh? I sent the kids to the one in front W:What one in front? *angry bees are just everywhere*"
"A criminal burgles into a dormitory... He yells at one of the students: ""I'm looking for money!"" The student calmly replies: ""What a coincidence, I am too!"""
"If really good-looking people are ""eye candy"" I guess that puts me somewhere around the ""eye broccoli"" category."
"What do you call a gay Eskimo? A snowblower."