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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into the doctor's office to get a physical.The doctor says ""you will need to stop masturbating."" The man asks ""why?"" The doctor says ""because I am trying to give you a physical."""

"Girls are always the first to say ""YOLO"" Until I mention anal"

"I thought kegels were like Jewish bagels...boy was I wrong"

"What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop."

"It seems like every year I wind up eating leftovers from Thanksgiving until weeks afterwards. Not this year though, I'm quitting cold turkey."

"homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve"

"no the princiPAL is not my PAL he's an ass wipe who called my mom and told her to buy me a bra because my big smelly tits upset him"

"I recently won the local innuendo competition after coming from behind."

"My Dads career advice was ""Do what you love"". So I'm trying to make a living jerking off and playing video games."

"i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field"