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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a normal potato? A commentator"
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"Friend told me this one today. Fed Ex and UPS Did you hear Fed-Ex and UPS joined together and made a conglomerate?They called it fed up."
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"I don't believe in ghosts. They're always lying to me."
"Harry Potter's favorite band Just read the new Harry Potter story on Pottermore and learned one interesting factoid. His favorite band is Wand Erection."
"I never sign anything until I pretend to read it first.."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten"
"Did you hear about the Irish guy who had fun in Limerick? Well its been 2 whole years; Rick and him are still going strong"
"What is a ghost's favorite part of school? Spirit week."
"The psychology of a man who pays more than $50 for a pair of jeans is more impenetrable to me than that of Hitler."