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Joke of the Day
"What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid? Gotta lay off the sea-weed."
Next Joke
"I think a gay guy hit on me in a bar... He was passing behind me and asked ""Do you mind if I push in your stool?"""
"How do you make an idiot easily wait ? I tell you tomorrow."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil. It was a number 2 pencil."
"I've had sex with over 80 women... I've also had sex with a few under 80 but they just didn't have the experience."
"My friend told me I didn't ""understand"" irony. But then he got a flat tire. Oh, the sweet irony."
"wife: ugh I feel so old me: you're only 36 wife: ugh me: that's like three 12yr olds wife: what me: what"
"Where do bacteria like to vacation? Germany"
"9/11 was a national tragedy. So is 11/9."
"My wife used to have sex with fruit when she was stressed. When I found out, she went fucking bananas."