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Joke of the Day
"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak"
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"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife..."
"Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey When will I get out? Principal: Oh sooner or later"
"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."
"Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ? Because of the [central limit theorem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_limit_theorem)."
"Why are colds such bad robbers? Because they're so easy to catch!"
"If a tree falls in the forest...... If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"
"Two silkworms are in a race. What is the result? A tie."
"A football team should setup a charity that gives presents to children with Down Syndrome ...and call it Touch Downs."
"I went to a party with a group of pacifists the other night. It was pretty killer."