117135
Joke of the Day
"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak"
Next Joke
"Bruce Willis pours a can of Red Bull onto his flower bed then drinks 8 gallons of water out of a watering can before realising his mistake"
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't mistake them for feminists"
"You remind me of my appendix... You remind me of my appendix. I have no idea what you do, but I'd love to take you out."
"This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days."
"Typos change everything Mollahs wanted to bring the scientific method to Iran, but then someone in the process mistyped ""trial and error"" into ""rial and terror"""
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? [Click here for the punchline](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1yya5x/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_in_suspense/)"
"Why did Bill Gates get sick? Because he left the Windows open."
"""Hi, it's me. I can't get to the phone right now, even though it's right here in my hand."""
"What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City? Spruce Wayne"