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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank one turns to the other and says ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""
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"Why do rpg characters like potions so much? Because they're always the life of the party!"
"Sleepy pilot What did the tired pilot say to his crew? I think I'm gonna crash"
"I'm thinking of opening a pre-owned clock store... I'm gonna call it 'Second Hand'."
"People who make you feel special are keepers. Anyone with such good taste has to be admired."
"A bad joke hit a good joke... ...what a bad joke."
"""Hey look a flock of cows!"" ""...Herd of cows..."" ""Of course I've heard of cows! There's a whole flock of them over there!"""
"damn girl are you my old Gamecube? because for some reason i cant turn you on anymore but we used to have alot of fun"
"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"""
"A cop that contemplates his existence: Philofficer"