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Joke of the Day
"Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!"
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"Most embarrassing thing a human being can experience is publicly unrequited love. Second is having the noisy grocery cart."
"Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry."
"What should you do if you're cold? Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees."
"new password. I was trying to come up with a new password for one of my sites, jokingly I typed in 'mypenis'. Message came back, 'sorry not long enough;"
"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: ...*clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD Kudos to @Lerky on Twitter"
"My inferiority complex has a pool and tennis courts."
"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey."
"My phone auto corrected Donut into Donuts. I never felt more proud to be an American."
"Yo momma so dumb, she wanted to try Salsa dancing but she couldn't get the jar open."