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Joke of the Day
"Jack, do you think i'm a bad mother? My name is Billy."
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"What's brown and sticky? A stick. ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^just ^^^^^see ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out ^^^^^now"
"Am sitting in horrible traffic, but fortunately someone is beeping their horn so we should be on the move soon."
"What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over? Watch the second half."
"I gauge a person's wealth by the level of protection on their iPhone. No case, huge salary."
"My biggest fears are: -running out of chocolate -running out of coffee -running out of toilet paper -running"
"What do you call a hooker laying down? Whorizontal. Thanks, I'll show myself out."
"I made a Belgium waffle this morning, This afternoon I'm going to make a Frenchman talk nonsense."
"Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *"
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."