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Joke of the Day

"There are 11 types of people... People who understand binary, people who don't, and people who are tired of the same damn binary joke being reposted over and over."

"It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting ""UNSUBSCRIBE!"""

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a shit."

"Math problems are like women If they're under 18 just do them in your head"

"What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair? Artificial Intelligence."

"(Xpost Antijokes) Check yourself before you wreck yourself... ...with dick cancer. Happy Movember. http://us.movember.com/mens-health/"

"I was in Ethiopia and I thought I may as well have a threesome... ...you know - two birds, one stone."

"Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages? There were many knights."

"I still enjoy sex at 40 I live at 44, so it's no distance."

"What do you call a dog with two vaginas? Snatches"