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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a women with 1 leg? ilene"
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"Realtor: This house here comes with a playroom Wife: Oh, the kids will love that! Realtor: It's not that kind of playroom Husband: Nice"
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"You are the toothpaste to my orange juice."
"Disaste. Phew, that almost spelled disaster."
"Our sex.. Would be a lot like eating caterpillars, a little awkward at first but totally worth it once butterflies sprayed out my butt. Top this pickup line so I can steal it and use it later."
" You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why. Life gets worse when you're an adult. "
"Canada's four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter because they can't change anything."
"It costs more to make a penny than a penny is actually worth. I don't get, why do we make the penny? It doesn't make any cents. Thanks, I'm here all night."