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Joke of the Day

"What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

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"Santa: What do you want for Christmas? Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend?"
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"If you ever see anyone doing a crossword... ...tap them on the shoulder and whisper ""7 up is lemonade""."
"What happened when the carrot died? There was a huge turnip at the funeral."
"Good chance of showers today. -- Bathroom Forecast."
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