228542
Joke of the Day
"what do you call a black horse? a neigh-gro"
Next Joke
"Will The Real Slim Shady please sit down Will The Real Slim Shady put his left arm in Now out Will The Real Slim Shady shake it all about"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? 0"
"How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Hang one in the front!"
"if you ask a veteran if they've killed anyone and they say they don't like to talk about it, that means no"
"What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable? Zucchini"
"Follow your dream, then Unfollow it if it doesn't Follow you back within 48 hours."
"Yo momma's house so dirty When she smokes a cigarette, she turns it around to put it in the ashtray."
"Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
"After Israel threatened to take the Security Council vote as an act of war, the New Zealand Ambassador called Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.... ...Picking up the phone, he spoke ""Hebrew."""