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"Did you hear that funny Amy Schumer joke? Me either."
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"When I got my first pube, I left it under the pillow for the Pube Fairy. He came. All over my pillow."
"Yeah I can take a hint. I'm not going to though."
"I found the one When I saw her my knees got weak and my vision got blurry. That's when I realized I drunk the wrong glass."
"Bill Gates named his company after his penis. Discuss"
"I would never wanna fuck ""feminists"" Because i dont fuck children"
"How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how many cops planted it there"
"What is the frat guy's favorite ion? Bromide"