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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country? an ill-eagle immigrant"
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"Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow."
"Did you hear about a Russian-speaking Indian? He worships a moss cow"
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
"Cashier: Will that be all? Me: No. I'm getting everything like an easter egg hunt, I just wanted to show you what I've got so far."
"What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies? Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!"
"How did Paul, the octopus, originally die? Torres went and asked Paul proudly, ""How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup?"" Paul died laughing."
"Me: [bursts into wife's meeting] BABE, IT HAPPENED! Wife: Dave, I'm at wo- Me: I paid for 6 [empties chicken nuggets on table] I got 7"
"*Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more."
"A man is at the gates of hell. Satan: Your card please, so you may enter. Man: *swipes card* Satan: It's a chip."