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Joke of the Day

"What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds!"

"Getting married at 18 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm."

"What came first? The chicken, the egg or millions of years of evolution that are ignored by a stupid fucking idiom."

"OP is in labour. Still can't deliver."

"Off to work... A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"

"What do you call it when a prayer is answered? A coincidence."

"Where does the Easter Bunny lay his eggs?! In the grass.. So WHAT DO WE SMOKE TO CELEBRATE?! [all the children] Grass?? Yessssss."

"Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus."

"People are like a crayons The white ones are useless."

"Someone called me yesterday and said, ""Hello, is this Ross"" I said "" no it's Chandler"" And they hung up. So much for trying to be Friends."