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Joke of the Day
"I made my wife chuckle with this joke Now she's back to being Barbara."
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"What did the bird say in gratitude? ""Thank"", then it cooed."
"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here"", said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."
"Jokes on you TSA my body is 70% water and I just snuck it onto the plane"
"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Now that dogs have been shown to be able to sniff out cancer, is this the end for the cat scan?"
"Can't wait to sit in the doctor's office reception area so I can read how to fix meatloaf 3 ways & catch up on 1992."
"Macaroni Grill closed four locations here. I suspect the tendency of macaroni to fall through the grill had a lot to do with it."
"Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."
"Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos"