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Joke of the Day

"CNN just wondered if I'm sending disasters to punish you for your sins. No, I'm sending them to punish you for CNN."

"Grease (1978, musical) A highschool girl wins happiness and the acceptance of her peers by changing who she is and taking up smoking."

"What's the best way to organize your cakes, muffins, and hamburger buns? Alphabreadically!"

"What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!"

"An elephant [NSFW] What does an elephant use for a vibrator? An epileptic."

"What is a good dog? A dead dog."

"Q. Why is gettig a blowjob from Joan Rivers like Going over Niagara Falls on a tightrope? A. They can both be life-enhancing experiences....unless you look down."

"What is the most common french saying? ""nous abandonnons"""

"What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea? He was melting"

"When someone picks up your call after 3 or 4 rings you should know they were seriously contemplating letting you go to voicemail"