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Joke of the Day
"Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki-- Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes"
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"[MORBID] What do black people and apples have in common? They both look better hanging."
"My wife went home to visit her mother today. Or as I refer to it. Her ""bitch refresher course""."