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Joke of the Day

"Pollinator? I barely even nectar!"

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird."

"I feel so off the grid. I watched the Grampas instead of the Grammys last night."

"Dogs are all ""huh?"" while cats are all ""ugh."""

"Does ""You'll find love when you're not looking for it"" apply to money too? Because let me be clear I am NOT looking for $10 million dollars."

"What so you call an Asian jew? Jew Lee"

"Having sex is like poker if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."

"What do you do when you love a hotel? You Mariott"

"Seems to me the guy who named sneakers was up to no good."

"No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II. I mean, there were red flags everywhere."