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Joke of the Day
"I renamed my iPod Titantic It's syncing much better now."
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"39 and 41 had a fight. 42. ... 41."
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"""What's the matter with him?"" ""Nothing. He's a positron."""
"Why are sandwiches better in space? They are always a bit METEOR!"
"Internet porn? When I grew up... ...it was hard to come by."
"I'm Rich with a capital R! But my colleagues know me by my legal name, Richard."
"I'm not saying the wife's a bit rough but you can see all the blokes on the beach dressing her with their eyes."
"My wife told me to stop listening to Wonderwall with the volume all the way up And I said MAYYYBEEEE"
"There's something actionable in your pants."