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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock, ""Who's there?"" ""Gladiator"" ""Gladiator who?"" ""Gladiator, before going to the gang bang"""

"How to respond when asked if you watched the Super Bowl. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Knock-Knock Who's there? Meg White's most intricate beat."

"""I'm so sorry"", I go around whispering to people who've just woken up from a coma."

"What's the difference between a petri dish and white people? A petri dish develops a culture."

"What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."

"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? She didn't see that well."

"Congrats Amy Winehouse on being 5 years sober"

"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"

"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."