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Joke of the Day
"What did the hammer say to the drill? You're too boring."
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"Why are there no stray dogs in China? Have you heard of stray chickens?"
"I just took a part time job at a vitamin store... for some supplemental income."
"Never trust an atom... They make up everything!"
"[couples therapy] ME: She thinks I make bad decisions WIFE: He traded our car for a skateboard THERAPIST: *writing notes* This guy rules"
"Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins? Because they needed a switch-hitter."
"I got a gun for my wife today. It was the best trade I ever made."
"What time is it? **BOOM!**"
"Fighting Fire with Fire Have you ever heard the phrase ""fight fire with fire""? Have you ever actually tried that? I have, you know what happens? You just get a much larger fire."
"You know what the hardest thing about rollerblading is? Telling your parents you're gay."