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Joke of the Day

"Fighting Fire with Fire Have you ever heard the phrase ""fight fire with fire""? Have you ever actually tried that? I have, you know what happens? You just get a much larger fire."

"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts"

"How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!"

"The fact that you can feel sad, then listen to a song and feel better proves that feelings are stupid."

"If you are naughty... Santa gives you something hard and black"

"Uno and mexican :/ Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards."

"If you die from one of the diseases you can get on The Oregon Trail, I'm gonna laugh at you. Sorry."

"A mathematician and a statistician wrote a cook book together. It was called ""Pi A LA Mode""."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints!"

"So how does this work now? Does General McChrystal have to give up his Foursquare ""Mayor specials"" in Kandahar?"