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Joke of the Day

"psychology joke How many psycho analyists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, provided the light bulb is ready to change."

"Guy walks into a doctors office.. Guy walks into a doctor's office, wearing nothing but saran wrap. The doctor looked at him and said ""Clearly, I can see your nuts."" (Buddum-bum)"

"What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, ""Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?"" ""Not-a-Yeti"""

"We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn't."

"What do Tony Romo and a french whore have in common? They both do a great amount of sucking for four quarters."

"Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille, but I'm never gonna give you UP."

"What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French? A francophony"

"I met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds weird, dozentit?"

"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 A solid 10, but imaginary"

"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?"