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Joke of the Day

"Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam's banana. "

"My uber driver asked me how my day was so I opened the door and quietly rolled into the road."

"You'd think that when two atoms in a salt bond, they're being kind by sharing electrons, but actually, one atom is stealing the electron from the other. Isn't it ionic?"

"Apple just created a new Operating System for the Spanish speaking population It's called Froot-OS."

"Why are programmers so consumeristic? Because they're object oriented."

"My girlfriend's got conjunctionitis It makes her 'ands swell up"

"Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar? It's harder to break bills."

"I worked at a restaurant It didn't pay much, but at least it put food on the table."

"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."

"Lol ""I'm not a pervert, I'm just a connoisseur of ass and titties."" My response after a female co-worker called me a pervert for commenting on a customer's ass as she walked past us."