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Joke of the Day
"For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below: Still sucks."
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"Some folks say if you go into a Halloween store late at night, you can see the ghosts of the Blockbuster employees who used to work there."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on chlamydia. The librarian says, ""You're girlfriend already has it, she said that she gave it to you."""
"Roses are red, except for all of the other colors of roses that have been in existence for thousands of years. Those are different colors."
"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating a manda-out."
"Ronda Rouseys next fight has been announced! Ronda Rousey V. Crippling Depression"
"Two birds are sat on a perch, when one says to the other.. ""Do you smell fish?"""
"When I see an ugly guy buying condoms, I restore my faith in myself by thinking that he bought them only because balloons weren't available"
"Boyfriend calls me Gluteal Myalgia because he thinks I'm too dumb to understand what it means. Let's see how he likes the name Microphallus"
"Why don't French people smile in pictures? The French word for ""cheese"" is ""fromage""."