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"For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below: Still sucks."
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"(reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight"
"In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man"
"NutFlick and Chill"
"When the hostess at the restaurant says ""table for two?"", I always like to look surprised and whisper ""you can see her too?""."
"confession: when my barber spins me around and hands me a mirror to check the back I just fake it. Who is even that coordinated?"
"Someone told me: Don't fall in love, you might get hurt. I said: Don't live, you might die.."
"You know you're hung over when people recognize you but they think you're E.T."
"I got pulled over by a female cop.. When i asked what's wrong, she said ""NOTHING!!"""
"I've been arrested for robbing a bank dressed as a frog. It's the first time I've ever kermitted a crime."