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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee? 'Cause they hate the French press"
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"So I had this really great racist joke. But some black guy stole it."
"How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial? He doesn't, they are both Aryans."
"What do you call an underage gang bang? Bohymen Rapecity"
"I once dated a girl with a conch shell tattooed on her inner thigh... If you put your ear up to it you could smell the ocean"
"People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them."
"Hilary Clinton, Bill O'Reilly and Brian Williams walk into a bar Well not necessarily a bar per se and they didn't actually walk in and they weren't together...Ok I made it all up"
"Thanks to Twitter I now consider 140 characters ""literature""."
"Why did the chickens cross the road? To get to their jobs at the Sony headquarters."
"What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved."