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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a bunch of Olympic swimmers have the shits for days? Dia-Rio."
Next Joke
"New machine at the gym. They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it. They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it..."
"I don't know who's worse, the people who sign their cats' names on Christmas cards, or the cats who refuse to sign."
"My middle finger is always ready to give you a standing ovation after you say something stupid."
"My friend grabs something in my pocket It was deez nuts"
"Before the Wright brothers made the first airplane, Chuck Norris had already invented the rocket and flown to Pluto, where he lived for 20 years.........naked"
"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a salted."
"Why does T-Pain always look well rested? Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!"
"Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"
"I bought ""extra whitening"" toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English"