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Joke of the Day

"Before the Wright brothers made the first airplane, Chuck Norris had already invented the rocket and flown to Pluto, where he lived for 20 years.........naked"

"Did you hear about the Italian playwright ? He bribed The Broadway League to give an award to his show ""Rigatoni""."

"What happened when the man put in mypenis as a password? Error not long enough."

"How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear. "

"Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So...41 guys...that's the limit."

"Mom wants to meet her Son's Girlfriend Mom :- Son, I would like to meet your Girlfriend. Son:- Me Too.... (Being Single)"

"The next time I hang out with people who start making out in front of me, I'm going to start flossing my teeth in front of them."

"I went to an art contest recently... It ended in a draw."

"If I donate blood and you're in an unfortunate circumstance of needing it don't blame me for never being able to pass a drug test again."

"*finally finds comfiest position in bed* bladder: so you're not going to believe this"