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Joke of the Day

"Pavlov is sitting at a bar... ...when another patron walks in and a bell on the door rings. Pavlov stands up, says, ""I forgot to feed the dogs,"" and leaves."

"Why are Atheists so resistant to video game cheats? They don't believe in godmode"

"Just met up with an old friend yesterday I asked where he's been I haven't seen him in years. He replied jail, cops don't approve of you selling pot in a school zone."

"There's a fine line between a mirror and the end of this rolled up dollar bill."

"Wife: Whatchya thinking about? Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff."

"Who is the chess player's dream companion? A *Czech Mate*"

"A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her."

"It's good that we aren't hearing about priests in the news lately. It seems that kids these days are finally learning how to keep a secret."

"Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman."

"When two organisms mutually benefit, it's called ""symbiosis"" When only one organism benefits, it's called ""parasitism."" When neither benefits, that's called ""marriage."""